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DIRECTIVE № 000-NYET / PUBLIC RELEASE / LIVE

NOTHING IS
HAPPENING.

A totally routine public-information portal for a totally routine situation. The official answer to every unauthorized question is simple.

OFFICIAL ANSWER:NYET.
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PUBLIC HEALTH NOTICE / FILE 07-Ч
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THE OFFICIAL VERSION

DEFINITELY
NOT PLAGUE.

A worker at an anti-plague research institute reportedly died after developing pneumonia of unknown origin. Contacts were monitored and quarantine measures were reported.

THE IMPORTANT PART: officials have not confirmed pneumonic plague. Speculation is not evidence. Satire is not reporting.

CAUSE OF INCIDENT

PNEUMONIA OF UNKNOWN ORIGINHOVER / TAP TO DECLASSIFY
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AUTHORIZED FAQ / ONE ANSWER AVAILABLE

YOU HAVE QUESTIONS.
WE HAVE NYET.

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MINISTRY ARCHIVE / VISUAL EVIDENCE

NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

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FILE 002 — ROUTINE CHECKPOINT
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FILE 003 — ORDINARY RESEARCH
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FILE 004 — PUBLIC CONFIDENCE
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FILE 005 — CALM ASSEMBLY
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FILE 006 — NORMAL TRAVEL

All images have been reviewed by the Ministry of Public Calm and found to contain no concerning information whatsoever.

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CITIZEN PROTOCOL / MANDATORY CALM

WHEN IN DOUBT,
SAY NYET.

  1. 01Observe something suspicious.
  2. 02Consult official bulletin.
  3. 03Discover situation is normal.
  4. 04Stop asking questions.
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FINAL PUBLIC NOTICE

EVERYTHING IS
UNDER CONTROL.

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